|Fat Phil and Neil Turton
These two beasts were members of the internationally renowned Lancaster University Speleological Society. However, thanks to their combined freakiness the club folded into oblivion.
Fat Phil never washed, drove around in a stinking Metro, robbed fags and beer off students and caved in a very alarming manner. Neil Turton also never washed, but was also obnoxious beyond belief, making caving trips unbearable and evenings in the pub unwanted after a big caving trip.