|Steve "The Horton Hippo" Bloom
Steven Bloom is a chief freak amongst freaks in his home town of Horton-in-Croftersdale, but he only features at 6 in this chart because he is a mucker. Here he is looking resplendent after a douch in Portugal.....nice.
He is tightfisted beyond all comprehension (we'll have to take him home after a long caving trip and get tuppence for our troubles if we're lucky!), insists on being towed around like a beached whale in any cave with water, requires the use of other members of the caving party to act as steps/handholds/anti-gravity machines when the going gets tough, oh and he is completely insane. Examples of his madness can be seen throughout the Expedition section of the website.